A Dixie cup; I filled it up with pee
Lab had asked of me
Yeah, it was all yellow

Tech picked it up; he tripped and fell somehow
Spilled on his white coat now
And it is stained yellow

So then I tried once more
Look at the bathroom floor
And it is all yellow

And it hurts, oh yeah it hurts to try
Seem that I am drained dry
D'you know?
You know that I can't go
Thanks to that bordello

I drank some juice; the water fountain too
The one next to the loo
A waterlogged fellow

A painful urge; I got to purge this pee
Urine good company
So may as well bellow

Oh it burns! Oh yeah it burns like Hell!
And what is that awful smell?
D'you know?
For you I pee myself dry
For you I make myself cry

It's true
Look how I whine for you
Act asinine for you
Whip out my vine for you
Drain my pipeline for you
Making this rhyme for you
Look how I whine!

They'll give me pills
My pee will spill anew
And then I'll be yellow too