Song Parodies -> "Blocks"

Original Song Title:

"Clocks"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Blocks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Just because a game is popular, doesn't mean everyone plays it.

It's been out more than a decade
I haven't tried it, doubt I will
It's just not my thing, can I leave?
No, I bet, I bet you'll need somethin'
More than a bland "whatevs"
Like "what is this thing so mid?" Fair 'nough
Don't wanna play this game
I won't put Minecraft in my brain, skip it

Too blah
Too blah

There's nothin' that I want
In this plot of clunky blocks, sorry
I've no creative soul?
I still prefer an in-game goal, give it
Spin-offs? They're not for me
They're for base-game devotees, alright?
Might be more fun, sure
I still don't vibe aesthetic'lly, skip it

Too blah
Too blah
Too blah
Too blah

Too blah
Too blah

You love the game? That's fair
I don't want to stop you there
Just not my kinda fare

Too blah
Too blah

Don't, don't say there's no way to know
Know, know if I won't have a go
Go (too blah), go away with that, I won't
Won't (too blah), won't convince me like that, don't

I could say that a lack of a real goal is why I'm not that interested in Animal Crossing either, but then I'd start wondering if my constant playing of Plants vs Zombies 2 would make that thought a smidge hypocritical. Hmm.

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