Tons of files are cleared away,
One by one
To speed up this ple of junk
Oh, what fun
It's so old,
It's about to fry
None can fix it,
But many try

Camera is broken, for sure
My disk drive won't open, that makes me sore
Dumb Fatal Exception, I sigh,
That's all right,
Boot it up another time

It won't even play MIDIs,
It's so shot
Just says "Out of Memory,"
Which it's not
It's so old,
It's barely alive
Want to slash it up
With a knife

Show me how to fix it, all right?
Even if it takes me all day and night
Make it log me on with no fight
It's not right,
This thing is an ugly sight

(Gutar solo)

Virus Scan is glitchy, and slow
McAfee is sketchy, so I don't know
If I have a virus, this sucks,
I've no luck,
Let's smash this thing with a truck

It's messed up

It's not right
It's a fright
Gruesome sight
What a plight
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right...