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Song Parodies -> "Porno"
Original Song Title:
"Sorrow"
Original Performer:
Bad Religion
Parody Song Title:
"Porno"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
Father can you hear me?
I'm going into town...
I'm going to buy some eggs and milk,
And all the Porno in this world
First I'll go into the Chinatown,
Where all old men buy "Tramps and Clowns"
DVD's with Brunettes that will all go blonde
And now my grand collection has begun
It's a real life pornographic sea,
A really sweet collection that all belongs to me
I have filled my living room just with "Asians in thongs"
Well soon I do imagine
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
Now all store clerks send me issues now,
So when all VHS queens are bought from your towns
And so the only place to buy it
Is from one man, myself, it's easy to make profits,
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
Yeah there will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more...
I'm going into town...
I'm going to buy some eggs and milk,
And all the Porno in this world
First I'll go into the Chinatown,
Where all old men buy "Tramps and Clowns"
DVD's with Brunettes that will all go blonde
And now my grand collection has begun
It's a real life pornographic sea,
A really sweet collection that all belongs to me
I have filled my living room just with "Asians in thongs"
Well soon I do imagine
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
Now all store clerks send me issues now,
So when all VHS queens are bought from your towns
And so the only place to buy it
Is from one man, myself, it's easy to make profits,
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
There will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more
Yeah there will be Porno,
Yeah there will be Porno,
And there will be Porno, no more...
jonny_marko@hotmail.com
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Hm....when i saw the title of this song i hoped you would've replaced 'no more' with 'you whore'. But anyway, not a bad concept for a parody
Doesn't BR mention a 'pornographic sea' at the beginning of Generator?
me gusta todo. chidisimo
not pornographic sea, pornographic scene
it would have sounded better if it was pornography instead of pornographic sea but still, it made me laugh 5/5/5
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