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Song Parodies -> "Jessica Rabbit"
Original Song Title:
"Jessica"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Adam Green
Parody Song Title:
"Jessica Rabbit"
Parody Written by:
AussieBullDog
The Lyrics
Jessica Rabbit
Look at your husband
His feet and his floppy ears
You look like a person
With deep mental problems
As soon as the guy appears
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
I'm puzzled, believe me
Do my eyes deceive me?
Your taste in men's horrible
Tell me it's not true
Jessica, that you
Married an animal
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
I like how you dance, too
I caught me a glance, you
Performed at the Ink 'n' Paint
I hope you don't get mad
I know that you're not bad
Just drawn that way, your complaint
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
Jessica Rabbit
We could be happy
If only I could be
A cartoon like you
Oh, Jessica
Look at your husband
His feet and his floppy ears
You look like a person
With deep mental problems
As soon as the guy appears
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
I'm puzzled, believe me
Do my eyes deceive me?
Your taste in men's horrible
Tell me it's not true
Jessica, that you
Married an animal
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
I like how you dance, too
I caught me a glance, you
Performed at the Ink 'n' Paint
I hope you don't get mad
I know that you're not bad
Just drawn that way, your complaint
Jessica, Jessica Rabbit
You make the men smile
But what were you on
When you fell for Roger and walked down the aisle?
Jessica Rabbit
We could be happy
If only I could be
A cartoon like you
Oh, Jessica
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I missed this in the AM here. Guess everyone else did, too. DNOS but I found myself trying to match Tim-oth-y Lear-y to the scan. Not one of your best. Now if you'd explained where in the movie we can get that crotch shot of JR's BVD's, you might have something.
I admit, this isn't one of my better efforts looking back on it now. Doesn't really bother me that the original isn't well-known... but I dunno, I was hoping to have done more with this. Oh well, they say that it's a good sign if you can tell when something you've written sucks.
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